...the Land Yacht Chronicle

You've heard the horror stories. You've seen them on the road. Idiots holding up traffic as they change the channel on their satellite televisions or mix that perfect Margarita from the drivers seat of a huge motor home!

Well, if you can't beat em, join em!

Yep, armed with a 30 footer with more buttons and bells than we know what to do with, a Weber grill, fake lawn, pink flamingos and coolers full of goodies, the Loopers are RV'n! Being the RV experts that we are, we've decided to share our wealth of information with the world.

Crap

The best thing about motor home traveling is all the crap you can bring along! The bad part about carrying all that crap is that you have to load it all, and then unload it all when you get back home. Remember that.

Holding Tanks

Our Airstream Land Yacht carries more fresh water than the waste water holding tanks will hold. (Real smart) They did however came up with a brilliant solution to this potential problem by installing gauges for everything... gray water, black water and fresh water. This way we can keep track of everything. Too bad the gauges don't work worth a damn!

To find out if your gray water tank is full, check the shower! If you have a few inches of water in the base of the shower stall, you should have dumped your tank yesterday!

Plumbing

Oh man, don't get me started...

Batteries

Oh man, don't get me started...